Yes, I know I'm supposed to be working on my seminar paper. And I was! But you know how Google is, popping up with outlandish, intriguing yet really unrelated things when you do an innocent search. This time what popped up was lots and lots of boobs.
I know: what's news about that?
But listen to this: In Australia this week, an entire shipload of fake boobs vanished without a trace! These plastic boobs were part of a men's magazine promotion; the magazine was going to give away some fake boobs to everyone who subscribed. But when the ship arrived, the boobs were gone. Beachcomber are keeping an eye out for these things washing ashore. I wonder what the fish think?
Here's a link to the article in case you think I'm making this up: "Ralph Magazine Loses 130,000 Inflatable Boobs."
There are about 130,000 jokes I could make about this but I have to get back to work now.